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1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: the battle of napoleons death
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A:at the signature forgers
3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A: the same state that RAVIoli flows in, boiling state
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A: me
5. What is the main reason for exams?
A:teachers
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A:lunch
7. What looks like half an apple?
A: not what's already been eaten
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
A:electrocution(minecraft reference)
9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: stand next to a black hole.(not so smart ass, but it's science so go figure)
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A:why should the fact that the elephant has a hand change whether I can lift it?
11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what would you have?
A:fruit salad
12. If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A:10 hours, there were four bricks
13. How can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A:stop it before it hits the ground
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NEW QUESTIONS
(10). How could someone play the guitar without limbs?
(9). Where is the best place to go to sleep?
(5). What don't they teach you in school?
(4). Why is suicide a sin? (It's a matter of opinion, but I think its not, just give me an artistic licence will you?)
(1). What volcanoes are most dangerous?
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1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: the battle of napoleons death
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A:at the signature forgers
3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A: the same state that RAVIoli flows in, boiling state
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A: me
5. What is the main reason for exams?
A:teachers
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A:lunch
7. What looks like half an apple?
A: not what's already been eaten
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
A:electrocution(minecraft reference)
9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: stand next to a black hole.(not so smart ass, but it's science so go figure)
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A:why should the fact that the elephant has a hand change whether I can lift it?
11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other, what would you have?
A:fruit salad
12. If it took eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A:10 hours, there were four bricks
13. How can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A:stop it before it hits the ground
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NEW QUESTIONS
(10). How could someone play the guitar without limbs?
(9). Where is the best place to go to sleep?
(5). What don't they teach you in school?
(4). Why is suicide a sin? (It's a matter of opinion, but I think its not, just give me an artistic licence will you?)
(1). What volcanoes are most dangerous?
Smart ass meme
All credit to CandlestickStudios
All answers with a star I have seen in something which had these questions complete with answers before, but the ones without I'm pretty sure are original.
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1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A:his last one *
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A:at the bottom *
3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A:liquid state*
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A:marriage*
5. What is the main reason for exams?
A:teachers
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A:lunch
7. What looks like half an apple?
A:the
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A good answer for #11 would also be "big hands"